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New Year's Day, a Miami mall,

A large scale disturbance broke out,

Resulting in a police call.

Used to this sort of stuff no doubt,

An alien invasion was

What police were told to expect.

Such widely reported becuz

Of mass hysteria effect

Of many seeing unexplained

Hovering tall shadowy things.

Turned out to be just young lame brained,

Still hopped up with celebrating.

Police determined this to be

Group juvenile delinquency.