Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 It's Up to Santa

Me and the wife and kids this year

Begun in July to string lights,

So by Xmas the house'd appear

An all time champ of festive sights.

Only house in these boondocks so

We would shine out in time and place.

In these dark woods, wow we would glow.

Prob'ly see us from outer space.

At our road turnoff we can

Charge an entry fee to drive by

The lit up house, a bizness plan

To make a country redneck cry.

A million lights strung 'round to see,

If Santa brings 'lectricity.