Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Rescued

I was on a Christmas cruise when

A bit drunk, overboard I fell.

I washed ashore an island then.

Who knew how long there I would dwell!

'Twas a deserted desert isle.

A few coconut trees did grow,

The food from which need last a while.

How I might fish I did not know.

So I made due each day and night,

A week or so I do believe.

And then I saw a welcome sight,

The perfect gift for Christmas Eve.

There came a boat to rescue me,

Aboard the boat a Christmas tree.