Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Pigeon Problem

Pigeons are an urban wildlife

That lots of humans grouse about

As causing so much stress and strife.

And pigeons could care less no doubt.

When pigeons share my time and space,

I try to give them lots of room,

So to avoid a messy case

Of some pigeons choosing to zoom

And make a target out of me.

Pigeons are fine flying afar

With attitude of brave and free.

I just don't want them near my car.

Many a time I've had to scoop

Off of my windshield, pigeon poop.