Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Delitter

Over each year I seem to get

A lot of junk I never use,

But I am lazy and just let

Pile up all assorted accrues.

Some stuff I found, some stuff I bought,

Some stuff from restaurants I stole.

Lots of dif'rent stuff I have got,

But back of mind I have a goal.

Each year there comes the one day that

A double accomplishment meets,

Decluttering my habitat

And handing out to kids some "treats."

My ways and means of clutter clean,

Trick or treaters on Halloween.