Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Go Shirtless Sin

After Adam and Eve did sin,

As punishment God ordered that

Fig leaf clothing had to begin

While in the Eden habitat.

But obstinate, Adam kept on

Going shirtless, so when he died

He went straight to hell, whereupon

He whined to God, and God replied,

"You ignored me and disobeyed."

"Go shirtless now, you might as well."

"Won't change decision that I made."

"And it gets very hot in hell."

So guys, go shirtless while on Earth,

God's keeping tabs for what it's worth.