Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Tale of a Hundred Dollar Bill

A hundred dollar bill I found.

I need money, but what the hell,

To a cop station I went bound.

And to the cops this I did tell,

That if they would so kindly, please,

Give this money to one in need.

This would put my heart at great ease.

I'd feel so much better indeed.

The cops assured me that they would,

And said what a good person I

Was of thinking to do such good.

It made a couple of cops cry.

Go Fund Me page for me cops did,

Five hundred thou the latest bid.