Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Surest Saint

It has been said that a saint be

In time and place that I might find

Someone who's acting decently,

Which is a judgement of my mind.

I'm sure there must be sinners who

Act decently from time to time.

I hear indecency they do

When they're convicted of some crime.

Of course religions tell me of

Bunches of saints deemed so by church.

I think all humans hate and love,

But each one's mind I'd have to search.

A Saint Bernard was last saint met,

Who's loving lick left my face wet.