Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Disaster on a Stick

The Snapple Company once made

A giant popsicle to be

Of the Guinness World Records grade,

And brought it to New York City.

Frozen kiwi-strawberry, it

Was erected in Union Square.

It was a hot June day, towit,

And quick melting did occur there.

Walkers did run for higher ground,

Caused a massive traffic jam stink.

All of the ice turned liquid bound,

Flooding the streets in rivers pink.

No world record set in this mess,

A sticky situation, yes.