Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Professor

I'm a college professor who

Rides into class on a small bike,

Doing a horn beeping, I do,

Then to the podium on mike.

I teach my class all costumed up.

In black and yellow stripes I'm clad

Like a giant bumblebee - yup!

None of my students deem me mad.

They want to learn what I can teach,

All of my many tells and shows

Into their minds and hearts to reach.

Wisdom behind my red round nose.

The many moods of smiles and frowns,

I teach at the College of Clowns.