Sense Sonnets

Sunday, February 13, 2022

Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Pricey Martini


Gorilla went into a bar,

And he ordered a martini.

Bartender thought this was bizarre.

Gorilla offered a twenty.

Bartender mixed the drink and

To see if the gorilla's smart

Returned with just a one in hand.

Gorilla's quiet for his part,

Sitting and sipping on his drink,

Looked at bartender with a grin.

Bartender's not sure what to think,

"Not many gorillas come in."


In reply, gorilla surmised,

"Nineteen bucks a drink - I'm not surprised!"

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