Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Cow Butt In

I stole a car, the cops chased me.
They caught me so I ditched the car.
Nearby a field happened to be.
Across the field I ran - bizarre!
A herd of cows in the field there,
And as I ran across the field
The cows chased me, I was aware.
And soon I knew my fate was sealed.
I was cornered against the fence
By the cows until the cops came.
As I was handcuffed I could sense
The cows were enjoying the game.

I sit in jail and wonder why
I ended up in deep cow pie.