Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Sent the Meal Back

I got hungry - so what to eat?
A tasty looker caught my eye.
Attached to feet a hunk of meat,
For me as big as pizza pie.
Into my mouth I popped it whole,
But quickly felt 'twas a mistake.
The food stuff did a rock and roll.
My mouth and throat did awful ache
From very painful jab and poke.
At last I managed to spit out
This mad mean meal from hell, no joke.
Avoid this food for thought - no doubt!

A tarantula by a toad -
To eat or not to eat - who knowed!