Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Champ - LP Zoo

A white lipped deer, Ben Pal, I be
Training for the heavy weight match
Of antler boxing. Fav'rite? Me!
As a contenda I'm a natch.
I'm working on my power punch,
Smashing the speed bag on a rope.
I hook and jab and bob a bunch.
Any worry of losing? Nope!
I've the best antlers, pound for pound.
Other antlers will do okay,
If they can last with me one round.
The title's mine - what can I say!

So catch the match on pay per view.
Antler champ from Lincoln Park Zoo.