Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Huckabeef

Five darn lawyers, Huckabee sez,
Have ruled against the Bible thing,
'Bout marriage. Huck wants to be Prez,
So he's bashing gay marriaging.
Fat Mike went to Kentucky to
Hog the stage with the Demmie clerk,
To rouse the crowd into a stew.
At least one guy thinks Huck a jerk.
Teddy Cruz got bullied away.
When Fat Mike plays he does not share.
Just hillbilly props got to stay,
While the Huckster spewed through the air.

Supreme Court rules - some nope, some yup,
But ain't gonna shut the Huck up.