Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Did Denny Fib?

Denny Hastert once used to be
The U.S. Speaker of the House,
And somehow made lots of money,
Maybe lucky, maybe a louse.
'Twas noticed by the F.B.I.
That lots of cash Denny withdrew.
Reason? - Maybe Denny did lie,
One thing with Feds one should not do.
Was it hush money? Maybe so,
But lying 'bout it says a lot,
Cuz off to jail Denny could go.
Obama pardon - prob'ly not.

Be a conservie or be a lib,
Be a jailbird for telling a fib.