Sense Sonnet - Tickler

HillBillill and The Email II

"Bill - just a heads up to remind - "
"I told the world that you and me"
"Did bunches of email to bind"
"Us more together privately."
"Thousands of 'em I did delete,"
"So if you're asked - just do your dumb,"
"Pretend you thought them all so sweet,"
"Though not a one of them did come."
"You are emailess, so you've said,"
"So just do a white water lie,"
"Smile and blame the right wing instead,"
"Per past times - that should get me by."

"So Bill, when you get this email,"
"Heads up - I don't intend to fail."