Sense Sonnet - Tickler

HillBillill and The Dress

"Bill, will the scandal never stop?"
"National Portrait Gallery -"
"You're painted where your pants don't drop,"
"But there's a shadow all can see."
"That sneaky artist did admit,"
"That when you were not there to pose,"
"There was a blue dress fit to sit,"
"And next to you it's shadow shows,"
"And on your left side - not your right."
"What dif'rence does it make, I say?"
"We've got to get it out of sight."
"Press the press - make it go away."

"Bill, as I do my Prez campaign,"
"Who knows what all you're gonna stain!"