Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Flack on Mac

McDonald's profits in decline,
Needs to broaden marketing heft.
Jinx to monkey with arch design.
What else to slow down being effed?
How 'bout a new slogan so slick
That suckers (oops - customers) buys!
A few words of marketing shtick
That will be eaten up with fries.
The advertising suits will charge
Big bucks for each and ev'ry word.
The order need be super large,
The bestest slogan ever heard.

Mac's slogan, "Lovin' Beats Hatin',"
'Tis gettin' a beatin' ratin'.