Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Dyslexic Downer

Two docs hired a new nurse, and then
One doc told the other doc, he'd
Found out she was dyslexic, when
Told her one enema the need
Ev'ry 12 hours. But the nurse
In one hour, gave 12 of these,
Doing it backwards. And what's worse -
The patient's a lawyer - puhleeze!
The second doc on hearing this,
Took off in a run down the hall.
The first doc yelled, "What more's amiss?"
Running, the second doc did call,

"Judge Smith is gonna sue us sick."
"I told the nurse, his boil to prick."