Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Pests Left and Right

Libbies and Conservies do fight
About who's "Big Idea" is best.
But in truth, both the left and right
Think very small, like trash compressed.
Petty partisan politics
Has become the means to no end,
From wasting dirty bags of tricks,
Words and deeds that only offend.
Both sides "Big Ideas" have become
A noose round We the Peoples' neck.
Too left, too right are just too dumb.
We need deBig 'em - what the heck!

Leftie Beavis, rightie Butt Head.
Libbies and Conservies - drop dead!