Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Jersey Versey

"It is time for a traffic jam."
"To punish the jerks at Fort Lee."
"I am a bully, yes I am,"
"To those who do not support me."
"Now do this really on the sly,"
"No email trail to be found out."
"And if you're caught, don't wonder why"
"You're thrown under the bus - don't doubt!"
"The GWB is where"
"We stick it to no friends of mine,"
"And shove the lesson way up there,"
"To make the point where sun don't shine,"

"So while you're closing down the bridge,"
"I'll be opening up the fridge."