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The Sneeze of Sponge Bob

Sponge Bob blew out a great big sneeze.
All of Bikini Bottom shook.
Pet snail, Gary, meowed, "Golly! Geez!"
And gave Sponge Bob a puzzled look.
The pineapple house dripped in snot.
Sponge Bob was so proud of his blow,
"Humans don't think us sponges got"
"The mindset to sneeze, doncha know!"
"Sandy Cheeks squirrel can spread the word,"
"Next time she heads out of the sea,"
"That humans again think absurd"
"About how nature truly be."

A sneezing Sponge Bob doll now is
Blowing away merchandise biz.