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Anana in the News - LP Zoo

The news reports are ev'rywhere.
Too cold Chicago weather blew
For Anana, the polar bear,
Snugged inside the Lincoln Park Zoo.
But Brookfield's Aussie was outside,
And this reflects badly on me.
No one has more pure polared pride.
My keepers know how miffed I be,
That I was stuck against my will,
In climate controlled coziness.
My growls at them gave icy chill,
For causing me to get bad press.

Those who make me out as a wuss,
I'd like to slap right in the puss.