Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Beer Here

I am an animal house bro
In a college fraternity.
Medical tests on me did show
I am an auto brewery.
Somehow a yeast fungus got in
My tummy and made me ferment
Real beer bellied under my skin.
My frat bros thought this heaven sent.
"It's party time," the bros cheered out,
"We have got a bunch of free beer!"
I felt my tummy twitch - no doubt,
The bros intentions were not clear.

I thought they were pulling my leg.
But then they tapped me like a keg.