Sense Sonnet - Acher

Bo and the Sign Up

October first, I go online
To sign up for Obamacare.
I know it is not a good sign,
System is down everywhere.
"Rocky," I heard the Prez had said.
Like his election - a landslide,
But user unfriendly instead.
The whole day long I tried and tried.
All this time spent - not worth a lick.
My paws are cramped. I have to pee.
What if while waiting I get sick?
The Prez comes up and sez to me.

"Obamacare's not for you, Bo."
"I got you covered - doncha know!"