Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Burst of Bloomberg

Mayor Bloomberg sprouted and did bloom,
As Hurricane Sandy did come,
And a news camera did zoom
In on Hiz Honor's crotch, whencefrom
An erection appeared to grow,
As he pumped New Yorkers to heed
His warning that Sandy would blow,
Peeling the Big Apple - indeed.
The Mayor at 70 still can
Get it up as near things go down.
Perhaps a pop Viagra plan
Keeps him on top of New York town.

Sandy cares less the Mayor be manned.
He's no more than a one night stand.