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RG3

The name, Robert Griffin the Third,
Not the Gilligan Island guy,
But in a role just as absurd,
Washington Redskins savior (SIGH!)
RG3 is a rookie still,
Getting the feel for pro football.
But sooner or later he will
Send agents out in distress call
To get him out of the nightmare
Of being stuck in Groundhog Day
On such a loser team fore'er,
No matter how great he did play.

If RG3 really wants wins,
Then he better lose the Redskins.