Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Mrs. Jesus?

Ask what if Jesus had a wife,
And feel fairly safe that no one
Is gonna wanna take your life,
As others (won't mention) have done.
Christian male chauvinists no doubt
Will wanna stick to the old script
That keeps the Jesus file about
A guy who was not pussy whipped.
But Jesus seems to be fair game
For any kinda what if he...
Without a lotta nasty blame
By holier than wannabe.

On Jesus' second coming back,
He'll get a kick outta the flack.