Sense Sonnet - Tickler

ChiRahmgo

Mayor Rahm's in his limosine.
A no Rahm pass bike passes by.
"That bike is cheating the machine."
Rahm screeches, "Go and nab that guy."
The limo chases through the streets,
Little Dancer dancing inside.
Chicago cops are pulled off beats
Of high crime to chase this bike ride.
The biker does escape - tut tut.
A clue is found pointing who tiz.
Chicken with beer can up its butt.
Rahm makes this his number one biz.

A.P.B. on the no Rahm pass,
For most wanted criminal Kass.