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Mrs. Stossel

Mrs. Stossel apparently
Was sometime once upon a time
A liberal, she used to be -
Thought libertarian a crime
For wanting markets free to do
So anyone could become rich.
And yes, more would become poor true!
But Mrs Stossel chose to hitch
With a guy who would make big bucks,
Selling souls on free market life,
So he converted her - aw shucks,
Living high as hubby and wife.

From liberals 'twas no laughter,
Mrs S. gone ever after.