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Teed Off Trump On Tee

Though his hair may droop in his eyes,
Donald Trump wants to have a view
With no wind turbines on the rise
Offshore his Scotland golf to do.
So he threatens to take his balls,
And go elsewhere pristine to play,
Where there are no wind turbine walls
Like prison bars on each fairway.
More jobs and cleaner energy
For Scotland, matters not to Trump.
Of Trump, the Scots ought be Scot free,
And give the cleats to his rich rump.

The Donald loves to blow hot air.
His mouth - put a wind turbine there.