Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Shades of Shatner

The Priceline Negotiator,
Willy Shatner on a bus fell
To his death - so what's his encore?
Maybe a horny fiend from hell,
Highlighting hotels that are hot,
Deals for the out folks wanting in.
Used to be Kirk can sell the spot
So cheap that folks will deem it sin.
Or maybe as an angel winged,
Used to be Hooker will return,
Strumming a harp while he doth singed
Heavenly hotel deals to yearn.

Used to be Denny Crane will be
Demon or angel for a fee.