Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Dress Address

You asked about a certain dress,
Your favorite in black of lace,
And went so far as to confess
You wear it to many a place.
Even to the White House you've worn
This garment to mingle and mix
With the powers that be adorn
In the fashion of politics.
Wear the dress more and it will be
More and more a subject of chat,
Enhancing your celebrity.
Do it a favor - don't get fat.

Have it put on when you're deceased,
Knowing that you'll never look creased.