Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Prep Price

At the chic Cannibal Cafe,
A diner asks the waitress
About the prices on display,
Why some items are so much less
Than others, like the tourist plate
Was 5 bucks, the explorer fried
Was 6, broiled missionary, 8.
But the baked Demmie, along side
The grilled Repubbie - each was priced
One hundred bucks for a pol - why?
Asked the diner - must be pork spiced.
"For prep," the waitress did reply.

"Have you ever tried to clean one,"
"They're so full of crap - 'taint fun!"