Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Smart Alec

I am Alec Baldwin, I am
The latest poster child to show
U.S. airlines don't give a damn
About us flyers - doncha know!
I've flown American Airlines
For 20 years, loyal to the brand.
But now the airline shows all signs
Of making piss me off demand.
I was unfairly singled out
By a mean flight attendant who
Made such a nasty deal about
Me and my mild manner - 'tis true!

Though I do play one on T.V.
Being a jerk is so not me.