Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Don and Roma in a canoe,
Rowing in Hamburg's Alster Lake,
When suddenly they row into
A huge kneecap for golly's sake.
'Tis a sculpture that's sticking out
Of the water - just legs and head.
A female bathing beaut, no doubt.
'Tween legs Don dallies, but instead
Roma takes oar and off they goes,
Rowing over right in the face
Of the bather. Don picks her nose.
Roma can't take Don anyplace.

Roma asks, "Wonder what is her name?"
"Lady Godiver." Don does exclaim.