Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Drink Me Minority

Bottled water makers do claim
A lot of fibs to sell their brand.
Consumers have no one to blame
But themselves. They are the demand
Who buy because they're made to feel
That bottled water is a must
Thanks to a fancy sales pitch spiel.
Minorities are a big thrust,
Because there are tricks of the trade
To sell to those who've been left out.
Targeted enticements are made.
Water profits flood in - no doubt.

Buy this water if you are gay.
Better than same sex is this spray.