Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Hug and Drug

Parents, your babies are at risk
Of catching diseases from you
Don't be a bad parent. Tsk! Tsk!
The solution is drugs. 'Tis true!
Just log onto our website
And see the diseases you could
Pass onto your sweet child - you might.
So do the right thing that you should.
Order the drugs that we suggest.
Forget about the side effects.
Your child's good health - that is what's best.
Don't be a parent that neglects.

This month we've got ten percent off
On all the drugs for whooping cough.