Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Accessorizings

At the wedding it was THE hat
That set the watching world to muse
"What in wacky headwear is THAT?"
Princess Beatrice seemed to ooze
The pinkish pretzel from her brow.
Photoshoppers had a field day.
Wonder was where is that hat now?
To the Derby it made its way,
And to bin Laden's now dead head,
As flipper for The Donald's curls,
As Charlie Sheen's muzzle - 'nuf said,
As birth control for big sized girls.

On eBay in the auction game,
THE hat does tick tock on in fame.