Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Pippa and Porn

Dear Mr. Hirsch: Thank you so much
For your letter inviting me
To bare my bod and get in touch
With all in the porn industry.
I rang the Queen and asked her for
Her thoughts on being a porn star.
Her Majesty giggled galore,
The sounds of which were quite bizarre.
"Go for it girl," the Queen did urge,
"You might as well cash in on fame."
"The scandals more or less do merge."
"If I were younger, I'd be game."

So Mr. Hirsch, it sounds like fun.
Yours Nudely, Pippa Middleton.