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Zippy the Lippy

Bill O'Reilly, a mouthy guy
Insults Afghanistan and me,
Says, "There's blood on your hands, Karzai."
Barbaric and inept we be,
Billy boy says in his shrill tone.
The goody U.S. tries so much
To save bad us from our own.
Of course, O'Reilly's mouth is such
An authority on it all.
That mouth can spew whatever pops
From Billy's mouth at beck and call.
That mouth spews on - it never stops.

Memo to Billy's mouth: We say
Stop polluting and go away.