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I was midway in the cross walk.
An ambulance came speeding by.
I just stood there in frozen shock.
But not hit, I let out a sigh.
The ambulance stopped and out came
The driver asking was I hit.
I said no, and he took no blame,
Just asked for I.D. I gave it.
When asked if I wanted transport.
I said no - that I was okay.
He raced off like A.J. Foyt. In short,
Telling me to have a good day.

For the ambulance stop to check,
I got a bill for what the heck!