Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Funny Fizz Biz

Wifey was having an affair
With the seltzer man who would come
Delivering with pressured air,
Seltzer, before I got home from
Work. And he showed up each work day,
According to the bills I paid.
It was a constant seltzer spray.
At first I was a bit dismayed.
But then I got suspicious, so
I forced dear wifey to confess.
I could not let the fling just go,
And down her throat I dumped it - yes!

She gagged and could not catch her breath.
Seltzer choked dear wifey to death.