Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Bomb Gay

The Wright Labs came up with a plan
To make a gay bomb to fight foe.
An aphrodisiac that can
Homosexual urge bestow
On enemy troops would be dropped.
The troops would cease all fight stuff,
And instead in same sex would opt.
The effects would last long enough
To confuse and demoralize.
For effort the Wright Labs did win
Parodied Ig Nobel Peace Prize.
The Pentagon did not buy in.

War is often described as hell.
Would it end with don't ask, don't tell?