Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Intimate Talk

Husband and wife, watching T.V.,
As they did most ev'ry night.
The cable goes out suddenly,
Leaving the couple in a plight
Of what do do to pass the time.
They sat quietly for a while.
The only noise was the clock chime.
At last the wife said with a smile,
"Dear, did you notice what I got"
"For the bathroom - a toilet brush."
"I was wondering what you thought."
The husband's face began to blush,

"I tried the brush," the hubby said.
"But I prefer paper instead."