Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Clue In

I'm driving drunk. I know that's bad.
I'm almost home, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, there's my garage. Boy I'm glad.
Open door - I see through my blur.
I forgot to shut it, I guess.
Oh well. After I park the car,
I'm gonna crash, I must confess.
But who is this guy with a star,
Looking through my window at me?
"Have you been drinking?" asks the guy.
A cop, this guy turns out to be.
I answer him, "Just one drink - why?"

"Because you're drunk, and here's the proof."
"You're parked in my garage - you goof."