Sense Sonnets

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Maytag Chill

A fire hazard is homeward found.
Maytag refrigerator brands
Are being recalled leap and bound
From millions of the kitchen lands.
In striving to refrigerate,
Some models get in overheat,
Proceeding to incinerate
The in and out - burn appetit!
Now here is what is really weird
About this electric haywire.
Just before all the flames appeared,
A voice screamed out, "Help, I'm on fire!"

Hey Maytag Man - get off your butt.
You got fried fridges by the glut.

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