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Maytag Steam

A fire hazard is homeward found.
Maytag refrigerator brands
Are being recalled leap and bound
From millions of the kitchen lands.
In striving to refrigerate,
Some models get in overheat,
Proceeding to incinerate
The in and out - burn appetit.
Now here is what is really steamed
About this electric fire thing.
The recall is pyramid schemed,
And is just Madoff icing.

Hey Maytag Man - get off your butt.
You got fried fridges by the glut.