Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Insult, then Fly High

Of Islamic faith, I do know
That shoes are considered unclean;
And the sole of my shoe to show
To another is to demean.
Cameras were on evil Bush.
I threw my shoe for all to see.
It missed, but there's a worldwide push
To give hero status to me.
I'm promised 40 virgins now,
Even though I've still got a life.
All I can say is yippee wow,
And please don't tell this to my wife.

I did not know the fates that flew,
When I took off and threw my shoe.